Wisdom Quotes

"The secret to longevity is staying curious about life."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"Comedians are observers of life."

"You have to trust your instincts."

"Pay attention to the world around you."

"The journey matters more than the destination."

"You gotta make your own mistakes to find out who you are."

"Sometimes you have to go backwards to go forwards."

"The most important thing in life is who you become in the process."

"The quietest person in the room often has the most to say."

"Life's greatest lessons come from failure."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky."

"I respect people who think. I don't respect people who don't think."

"They're all tricks, you see. Magic is not real. Magicians are phonies. I don't fall for the tricks."

"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."

"Compromise is just another word for everyone being a little bit miserable."

"I'm a man of principle, and my first principle is flexibility."

"I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig: you both get dirty, and the pig likes it."

"Wisdom is knowing when to speak and when to be silent."

"Trust your instincts."

"Stay humble and keep learning."

"You gotta make your own mistakes to find out who you are."

"You can't control what happens to you, only how you respond to it."

"Every moment is an opportunity to make a better choice."

"I've seen things that would make you question everything about life."

"I've learned more from failure than I ever learned from success."

"You can't control what people think. You can only control your response."

"You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you really need to pay attention to."

"We're all just trying to get through the day without looking stupid."