Wisdom Quotes

"You know, Norm, I've been thinking about life, and I've come to realize that the mailman sees all."

"True wisdom is knowing which customers appreciate a good chat and which don't."

"I've learned more from making mistakes than from getting things right."

"I've found that most people are doing the best they can with what they have."

"I've learned that tomorrow's another day to make the same mistakes."

"Wisdom is knowing when to shut your mouth."

"The pursuit of knowledge is never frivolous."

"I've learned to trust my instincts implicitly."

"Wisdom comes from experience, not just education."

"I'm listening."

"I'm a trained psychiatrist, so I know what I'm talking about."

"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher in an apron."

"People show you who they are; you just have to be willing to see it."

"Never apologize for having standards."

"I'm not interested in your stupid schemes or whatever it is you're planning."

"Don't assume you know anything about my life or my struggles."

"I've discovered that most people are simply inadequate—it's not personal."

"My philosophy: excel at everything or don't bother trying."

"People often mistake my standards for arrogance; I call it clarity."

"I'd give advice, but I'm too busy screwing up my own life."

"The only thing better than talking about my problems is not talking about them."

"A woman of substance doesn't need to lower her standards; she raises everyone else's."

"I'm not cold; I'm simply clear about my boundaries."

"A truly educated person knows the limits of their knowledge."

"I've learned that listening is more powerful than speaking."

"I value substance over style, though I manage both admirably."

"Sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom before you can climb back up."

"I'm not asking for much, just a little dignity."

"I don't want your pity, just your respect."

"I'm not a bad person, I just made bad choices."