Wisdom Quotes

"We are shaped by what we believe."

"I drink and I know things."

"An angel is not inflexible. It is just that angels are very good at seeing the bigger picture."

"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, but it's against the rules."

"Good Omens was not written as a prophecy. It was written to describe a very long con."

"Heaven is what you want. Hell is what you get."

"Angels are very good at saving people. Demons are very good at tempting them. Humans are very good at disappointing everyone."

"Heaven is not the place of justice. Hell is not the place of punishment. Earth is the place where things happen."

"An angel is someone who does good things. A demon is someone who does bad things. A human is someone who does both."

"A man grown cannot face the world with a boy's delusions."

"None so blind as those who will not see."

"A wise man knows when he is defeated."

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

"I do not think it means what you think it means."

"The Pit of Despair. You must learn to live in it."

"Life is too short for enemies."

"I am the god of roads, and I am also the god of boundaries, and I am also the god of travellers."

"You can't go home again. But you can come back."

"You can't trust anyone in this country."

"I have walked this earth for centuries."

"You are the only god that matters now."

"A man must know how to die"

"I choose my words carefully"

"A sword is not the best weapon"

"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, although the results are much the same."

"Dwarves are traditionally good at counting things."

"You don't get a city like Ankh-Morpork without some mess."

"You need to understand the rules before you can break them effectively."

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs."

"A man can own his beard but not his tongue"