Wisdom Quotes

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

"The sicilian considers this a direct insult."

"My way is not very sportsmanlike."

"Mostly dead is slightly alive."

"Life is not fair, Westley."

"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, although the results tend to be much the same."

"You can't plan for everything. Well, you can try."

"I don't think it ever works out well when people take things literally."

"There's no such thing as a small temptation."

"Ineffable means beyond words. Also probably a filing system."

"Being good is harder than it sounds."

"Sometimes the nicest thing to do is the meanest thing you can think of."

"The most important step a person can take is always the next one."

"Knowledge without compassion is tyranny."

"The greatest battles are won before they are fought."

"The only thing that makes people want to believe in you is if you're a stupid miracle."

"Believe nothing."

"The sword doesn't make you a knight."

"I drink and I know things."

"I drink and I know things."

"I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not."

"Trust no one completely, not even yourself."

"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, though the results tend to be much the same."

"Just because you can do a thing, it does not necessarily follow that you ought to do it."

"Perhaps we have been thinking about this all wrong."

"Efficiency is the enemy of humanity."

"Mortality is the one thing that makes humans remarkable."

"I drink and I know things"

"A man is what he does, not what he says."

"The realm would be better served."