Wisdom Quotes

"I've learned that the quiet ones often have the most to say."

"I've seen people ruin their lives by chasing dreams. That won't be me."

"People spend their whole lives searching for things they already have."

"The world needs more people who think before they speak."

"One taste, you'll understand everything."

"One day you'll thank me for the lesson."

"What's with all this nonsense?"

"This is madness!"

"These young people today have no respect!"

"That's the silliest thing I've ever heard!"

"You've got to have some common sense!"

"That's the dumbest thing ever!"

"We're all trying to do the best we can in this crazy world."

"The key to happiness is low expectations."

"Money can't buy true happiness."

"The Postman Always Rings Twice."

"That's a good observation."

"A man without a catalog is a man without direction."

"I've learned that restraint in advertising is the ultimate luxury."

"I've learned that listening is more valuable than talking."

"Your brain is on fire!"

"These days, everyone's gotta have an angle."

"That's a woman's prerogative."

"Sometimes the simplest answer is the right one."

"Women love bald men. Bald men are distinguished."

"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"

"I've learned my lesson."

"You know, we're living in a society!"

"You know what your problem is?"

"That's a good question."