Wisdom Quotes

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Men who listen to NPR are usually marriage material."

"A guy is a lump. He's not a woman. He's not even a full-fledged person yet."

"Being an intellectual creates a lot of ex-friends."

"Sometimes the fairy tale ending isn't the ending you expected."

"The truth is, we have to look for love where we are, not where we think we should be."

"Maybe we should all be a little more selfish."

"What we want doesn't always match what's good for us."

"I shouldn't have said that."

"I should have known this would happen."

"I should have seen this coming."

"I should have known better."

"It does not do to trust blindly in appearances."

"Nothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility."

"It is particularly incumbent on those who never change their opinion to be secure of judging properly at first."

"I am convinced that one great reason of the majority of failures is from the absurdly high expectations we form."

"A person may be proud without being vain."

"Better to be without sense than to misapply it."

"I don't believe in bad luck. I believe in consequences."

"Maybe it's not about finding the right person. It's about becoming the right person."

"I've learned to trust my instincts."

"I'm too smart to be stupid about love."

"I do everything with intention."

"I'm going to trust my gut."

"I'm going to focus on what I can control."

"I've learned that you can't change people."

"I'm not interested in regrets."

"Maybe our mistakes and our unhappiness is what we need to become who we're supposed to be."

"The problem is, when you're young, you believe you can change people."

"I believe in second chances, but not third ones."