Wisdom Quotes

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"This is what happens when you ignore my advice."

"I'm the voice of reason around here."

"Sometimes you have to take a step back to go forward."

"Life is too short not to eat the good foods and spend time with the people you love."

"I've learned that the little moments are actually the big moments."

"Life is a journey, not a destination - enjoy the ride."

"The best leaders listen more than they talk."

"You can't control everything, but you can control your effort."

"Wisdom comes from experience and reflection."

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure that's true for everyone."

"I've learned that you can't control what other people think of you, but you can control what you eat."

"Wisdom is knowing what to eat and when to eat it."

"Never ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, at any time."

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results. Which is why I do different things. Badly."

"Wisdom is knowing that you don't know anything. I know everything."

"Don't let anyone tell you what to do. Trust your instincts."

"I have opinions about everything and I'm always right."

"Breakfast foods can serve many purposes throughout the day."

"I'm too cool for wisdom."

"One day you'll look back and realize you were exactly where you needed to be."

"Calling in sick to work to spend time with your boyfriend is not romantic, it's just irresponsible."

"Sometimes we're supposed to let people go."

"Sometimes we need to be told what we already know."

"Sometimes the person you want most is the person you're best without."

"The greatest lesson love taught me is about myself."

"Life is like a box of band-aids."

"You can't control everything, but you can control how you respond."

"Wisdom comes with experience."

"Making mistakes is what makes you human."