Wisdom Quotes

"I've learned more from failures than successes."

"Oh sure, I could do that, but I can't."

"I've learned that sometimes you just have to trust your gut."

"I think that's the most important thing I've ever heard."

"If I only had a brain..."

"Homer, you're being ridiculous again."

"We all make mistakes, but what matters is how we learn from them."

"I try to approach problems with calm and reason."

"I've learned to let go of things I can't control."

"I've learned that perfection is the enemy of good."

"I try to be a voice of reason in my family."

"I want to share something with you: the real God uses tricks. He's not omnipotent, he's just been around."

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."

"Could you describe the rattle you're hearing? Is it more of a 'ping' or a 'ding'?"

"I'm not always the best person to give advice, but life is weird."

"I've always wondered if there was something wrong with me, but neurology is not an exact science."

"I've seen a lot of things in my life, and this ranks somewhere near the middle."

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

"That's why I always say: Expect the worst, file accordingly."

"My dear friends, we must use science for good, not evil."

"Knowledge without wisdom is just noise."

"Wisdom isn't just knowing facts; it's understanding their meaning."

"I don't need two eyes to see what's really important."

"I've learned to trust my instincts."

"Knowledge is power, but wisdom is knowing how to use it."

"They call me Flexo because I'm flexible in body and spirit."

"Flexibility of mind is more important than flexibility of body."

"I don't understand anything anymore, but I'm okay with that."

"I've learned that the future is not what I expected, but it's better because of you."

"Why worry about tomorrow when you can enjoy today?"