Wisdom Quotes

"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."

"The secret to life is just trying to be a good person."

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."

"Life is too short to worry about everything."

"You can't control everything, so control what you can."

"Wisdom comes from experience, not age."

"You gotta respect your elders, that's what I always say."

"I've been around long enough to know that nothin's ever what it seems."

"The world's full of phonies, and I can spot 'em a mile away."

"A man's gotta know his limitations and accept 'em."

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

"The less I know about that, the better off I am."

"There's not a lot of logic to it."

"We should have known the depths of his darkness wouldn't simply vanish."

"That's why it's called a dead man's tale."

"Not all battles are won with swords, mate."

"There's always a way out if you're clever enough."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"

"I have developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"I've given it a lot of thought, and I've decided I'm happier not knowing some things."

"I've developed a system for distinguishing between the pleasant and the unpleasant."

"I've decided that worrying doesn't really help anything."

"You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a guy by his handshake."

"The world doesn't owe you anything."

"I think deep thoughts."

"I'm very philosophical for my age."

"I'm developing my own philosophy of life."

"Sometimes I question everything I believe."

"Someday I will understand the meaning of life."

"I wonder if I'll ever find true understanding."