Wisdom Quotes

"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

"You can't help but grow old but you don't have to grow up."

"In life, you have to take the bitter with the sweet."

"The secret to life is to have perspective."

"The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your questions."

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

"Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom."

"The only truly happy people are children and the very old."

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

"If you want to understand how broken something is, just give it to a committee."

"Consistency is key, unless you're consistently wrong."

"The worst part about being right is having to watch everyone else figure it out eventually."

"The best argument against something isn't passion; it's evidence and patience."

"If your argument requires people to be stupid to believe it, maybe you should reconsider the argument."

"The problem with democracy is the same as the problem with anything: people."

"I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them."

"I'll tell you, one of the things that really appeals to me about golf is that you're playing against yourself."

"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."

"I'm always amazed at how people can see the negative in anything."

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"The audience wants to be entertained, not lectured."

"When you're on TV, you're dealing with America's living room."

"I think what makes a good comedian is that you're always looking for the truth in a situation, even if it's uncomfortable."

"People are much more than what they appear to be on the surface."

"Your unique perspective is your greatest asset in this world."

"I don't care what people think. Well, I do, but I don't care what I care about it."

"I think my heart is in the right place, but my brain is a little bit crazy."

"The key to a good life is not thinking too much about the future."

"The best thing about getting older is you realize what doesn't matter."

"The world would be better if more people listened to themselves."