Wisdom Quotes

"You've got to engage with the world around you."

"People don't expect the unexpected."

"You're a very foolish fellow."

"Consider the alternatives."

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink."

"It's not about winning, it's about the journey."

"Comedy is a way of processing the world when it doesn't make sense."

"Change your perspective and you change your experience."

"The best jokes are the ones that make you think."

"You have to listen more than you talk to understand people."

"You can't have everything, where would you put it?"

"Success is getting what you want; wisdom is wanting what you get."

"The mind is everything; what you think, you become."

"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing."

"I've realized that the best stories come from real, messy experiences."

"I think we're all just doing our best to figure out this thing called life without completely messing it up."

"The best part of growing up is realizing your parents were just winging it too."

"I believe in surrounding myself with people smarter than me. That's how you grow."

"I've learned that the best ideas often come from the people nobody's paying attention to."

"The best sketches end before the joke wears out. Know when to get off the stage."

"There's a lot of magic in simplicity if you really look for it."

"There's wisdom in knowing when to hold on and when to let go."

"I'm a very, very smart man, but I play a fool on television."

"Don't let your mouth write no check your tail can't cash."

"Actions speak louder than words."

"Your perspective shapes your reality more than reality shapes your perspective"

"Wisdom comes from listening more than talking, even for comedians"

"The moments that make the best stories are usually the ones where you felt most uncomfortable."

"Wisdom is knowing the difference between what matters and what doesn't."

"Every failure is just a lesson in disguise."