Work Quotes

The daily grind, the creative struggle, and why what we do matters more than we think.

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"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
Fred Allen
"During the Depression, I had to get a job selling apples."
Fred Allen
"There must be something wrong with us or why would we be doing this for free?"
Fred Allen
"Housework is what woman does, that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."
Phyllis Diller
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples"
George Burns
"It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious"
George Burns
"We work to become, not to acquire"
George Burns
R
"I have nothing against work. I've worked my whole life. But I've never found a job that needed me to get out of bed."
Rodney Dangerfield
G
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
Gracie Allen
"Work is love made visible."
Fred Allen
"To choose one's work is to choose one's character."
Fred Allen
M
"Work is a curse. That's why they call it work."
Mort Sahl
M
"I've been working in show business for forty years and I've never been this broke."
Mort Sahl
J
"I've been working since I was five years old, and I still don't know what I want to be."
Jack Benny
J
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
Jack Benny
J
"I've been told I'm a perfectionist. I say I'm just not lazy."
Jack Benny
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
Phyllis Diller
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
Phyllis Diller
G
"I loved doing Roseanne, but I wouldn't want to trade places with her - she's too tired."
Gilda Radner
"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than excel at something I find utterly boring."
George Burns
"Whatever you do, be good at it. Mediocrity is boring."
George Burns
B
"I'm like a fireman - when I go to work, I put on my clothes and get on with it."
Bob Hope
B
"I love to work. I absolutely love to work."
Bob Hope
B
"I think that one of the greatest things about being a performer is the privilege of being allowed to entertain people."
Bob Hope
B
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I'm sixty-five, I'll still be working."
Bob Hope
M
"The only thing wrong with doing nothing is you never know when you're finished."
Mort Sahl
G
"I spend a good portion of my time working, and I think if you're going to spend time doing something, it should make you laugh."
Gracie Allen
R
"I've always believed in the motto: work hard, play hard."
Red Skelton
R
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
Red Skelton
R
"Hard work beats talent when talent isn't working hard."
Red Skelton