Work Quotes

"The workplace is a battlefield, and I'm a casualty."

"I don't need friends. I need compliance."

"I believe in the immortality of paperwork."

"I don't need validation. I need documentation."

"The office is my kingdom, and I am its lonely king."

"Work is where we spend much of our lives, so it should matter."

"Work done with integrity is always worthwhile."

"Work is what you do when you don't want to do something else."

"Work is just something to fill the time between birth and death."

"To work with espresso is to work with passion itself."

"A barista without passion is like coffee without flavor - it exists, but it does not live."

"I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man."

"I'm like a fireman. When I go to work, people are always on my jock. They're like, 'Kevin, you're the best.' It's amazing."

"I think all paper companies are pretty much the same. We just work hard and try to be nice to people."

"I could never imagine my life without the people I work with."

"I'm grateful for my job, even though it's not my dream job."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"This job would be perfect if it weren't for the people."

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."

"The key to success is showing up every day."

"I've never been one to complain, but this job tests my limits."

"If you're not willing to work for it, you don't deserve it."

"I find that people respond better when you're direct with them. No nonsense."

"The problem with people today is they want everything without earning anything."

"Work-life balance is a myth. Life is work if you do it right."

"I believe in earning your place. Nothing should be given."

"I may not be exciting, but I'm reliable. That matters."

"Next!"

"You must earn your soup."

"I work my fingers to the bone!"