Barney Stinson

"Good things come to those who have patience."

"Strength is being able to say 'I'm sorry.'"

"Face your fears and they lose their power."

"True power is influence with integrity."

"Money is a tool, not a goal."

"Take care of your body, it's the only one you get."

"Life is the ultimate adventure."

"Imagination is the limit, not the sky."

"Legendary!"

"It's going to be legen... wait for it... dary!"

"You can't fake being legendary."

"Suit up!"

"I'm not ready to grow up yet."

"What did I do wrong? I wore a suit."

"Please."

"Lets get some chicks."

"The Playbook never lies."

"I'm Barney Stinson, and that's awesome."

"I have a new life philosophy: slap bet."

"Hot chicks dig suit guys."

"Being legendary is hard work."

"I'm gonna be THAT guy."

"Stinson out."

"That's what I'm talking about!"

"The problem is you're thinking about it."

"Magic trick!"

"What happens in Atlantic City stays in Atlantic City."

"I need a drink."

"Suit up and show the world who you are."

"Nothing suits me like a suit."