Barney Stinson

"You gotta embrace your inner douchebag."

"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

"The Bro Code is sacred."

"Real talk for a second."

"That's a line."

"I'm going to get you the hottest chick ever."

"A suit is like a superhero costume."

"Why would you even say that?"

"I'm going to win so hard."

"Let's go get some wings."

"That's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome."

"I'm Barney Stinson, I don't do boring."

"Have you met Ted?"

"The key to a great bar is location, location, location."

"I'm the king of the castle!"

"Ranjit is the best."

"You're tearing me apart!"

"NORA!"

"It's gonna be legen-diddly-dary."

"I do love the ladies."

"That's not a bad idea. That's a terrible idea."

"I believe that one day, this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed."

"Everything I do is awesome."

"Get psyched!"

"That would be awesome."

"I was slapped, it was awesome."

"The thing about true love is it will always be."

"A man in a suit is a man of power."

"I need to get married."

"Being alone means I can make out with other girls."