Barney Stinson

"I'm finally happy."

"This is what life is all about."

"I'm living the dream."

"You're my hero."

"That's legendary."

"I love my friends."

"Everything is awesome when you're with your best friends."

"I'm going to be okay."

"Life is too short for regrets."

"I choose love."

"You inspire me to be better."

"This is who I really am."

"Legendary!"

"Getting married is like buying a house. You find the right one, you put in an offer, and suddenly you're drowning in debt for the next thirty years."

"It's going to be legen—wait for it—dary!"

"Did you have an awesome time? Did you think about me the whole time?"

"Suit up!"

"I'm not a complicated guy. I'm just a simple man who enjoys the finer things in life."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"Barney Stinson doesn't lose. He wins or he quits."

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't always spoil the good things."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Challenge accepted!"

"You just made me the happiest man alive. I'm going to go have a martini made with vodka that costs more than your car."

"Nothing good happens after 2 AM. Actually, nothing good happens after midnight."

"I'm Barney Stinson. Plays legen—wait for it—dary in the NHL."

"Bros before hoes. That's not sexist because I love the hoes. I just love the bros more."

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"My job is under Awesome, Super Awesome."

"What you don't know about me is that I'm probably a better friend to you than you'll ever be to me."