Barney Stinson

"Life's too short to not say yes to things."

"I love you more than I love... well, more than I love me. And that's saying something."

"The best part about being me is being awesome."

"I'm going to make this simple for you: I'm awesome. You're not. That's the difference."

"You know what's legen—dary? Not me lying about this stuff anymore."

"I can't believe I finally found someone who gets me."

"If you think about it, friendship is just a long-term romantic relationship without the sex."

"I live in a world of my own. Feel free to visit."

"The truth is, I'm scared. Scared of losing you. Scared of being without you. Scared of not being awesome enough."

"You're the first real thing in my life."

"I've done a lot of stupid things in my life, but this isn't one of them."

"Success isn't about being the best. It's about knowing you're awesome and never stopping."

"I'm a lover and a fighter. Mostly a lover though."

"Time flies when you're having fun. And I'm always having fun."

"Friends don't let friends make terrible decisions. Unless they're watching."

"I believe in living life to the fullest. Every single day."

"You want to know what makes me happy? You. Just you."

"I'm not just a pretty face. I'm also an awesome personality."

"Life is too complicated to not dress well."

"I don't have regrets. Just stories I prefer not to tell."

"Being grown up is a trap. Don't fall for it."

"I've learned that the best things in life are worth waiting for."

"You can't expect to make an omelet without breaking some eggs. Or breaking some rules."

"I'm not afraid of anything. Well, except maybe that one time I was afraid."

"If you're going to do something, do it awesome."

"I've been called a lot of things. But awesome is the only one that stuck."

"The secret to happiness is simple: just be awesome."

"I would never betray the trust of my best friends. Unless they're asking me to."

"Love is putting someone else's needs before your own. But just a little."

"I'm not going to apologize for being awesome."