Barney Stinson

"Life's a game. And I'm winning."

"You don't need a reason to be awesome. You just need to believe."

"Friends are the family you choose. I chose right with you."

"I'm the king of my own awesome universe."

"Nothing's ever simple, but everything's worth it in the end."

"I love you more than suits. And that's saying something."

"The only thing better than awesome is two awesome people together."

"I believe in fate. And I believe fate brought us together."

"You make me want to be a better man. A more awesome man."

"Life without you would be like a suit without a tie. Incomplete."

"I'm not scared of commitment. I'm scared of not being awesome enough for it."

"The best memories are the ones you make with the people you love."

"I've made mistakes. Big ones. But I've learned from each and every one."

"You can be anything you want to be. As long as it's awesome."

"I don't need luck. I make my own awesome."