"My family drives me crazy."
Family
"I'll be back, suckers."
Courage
"Life moves pretty fast."
Time
"Stay cool, stay calm."
Peace
"I believe in myself, man."
Hope
"Homer's the best, even when he's not."
Family
"Never apologize, never explain."
Courage
"Trouble's my middle name."
Adventure
"I got this, dude."
"Life's about having fun."
Happiness
"Stay true to who you are."
Truth
"Friends stick together, man."
Friendship
"I'm the rebel, yeah!"
Freedom
"Knowledge is cool, I guess."
Knowledge
"Time flies when you're having fun."
Time
"The future's mine to make."
Dreams
"Eat my shorts!"
Humor
"Ay caramba!"
Humor
"Don't have a cow, man!"
Peace
"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
Courage
"Underachiever and proud of it, man!"
Freedom
"The information superhighway showed me things I shouldn't have seen."
Technology
"I didn't do it!"
Truth
"What's the deal with homework? It's like, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?"
Time
"Life is short, so I'm gonna make the most of mine."
Life
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame me."
Kindness
"The key to a great friendship is not taking things too seriously."
Friendship
"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Wisdom
"Cowabunga, dude!"
Adventure
"I won't fail, I won't fail, I won't fail..."
Perseverance