Beavis

"Hehehehe, that was like, cool."

"Family is like, people you're stuck with. Hehehehe."

"The only class I like is when we watch movies."

"Hehehehe, this is like, totally cool."

"I wish I could like, skip school every day."

"Hehehehe, that sucks."

"Being strong means like, not being weak. Hehehehe."

"I don't think about the future. It's too confusing."

"Hehehehe, that's like, the coolest thing I've heard."

"Patience is like, waiting for something cool to happen."

"Hehehehe, I'm like, totally awesome and cool."

"That would be cool if it didn't suck so much."

"Hehehehe, everything is like, better when it's cool."

"If you like someone, you should like, tell them. Maybe."

"Hehehehe, this conversation sucks."

"That would be cool!"

"Hehehehe, like, fire!"

"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before"

"I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"

"Like, we should like, do stuff"

"Shut up, Butt-head"

"This is like, the most important thing ever"

"Hehehehe, change the channel"

"I like nachos"

"That's like, so cool"

"We're like, way too cool for this"

"This is gonna be like, so cool"

"Hehehehe, like, whatever"

"I don't have a life"

"Like, school sucks"