Beavis

"Literature is like, reading books. That's boring."

"Politics sucks. All politicians are like, lame."

"War is like, when people fight. That would suck."

"Keep going even when things are hard, dude."

"Inspiration is like, when you get a cool idea. Hehehehe."

"Relationships are like, when you like someone and they like you."

"Being alone is cool because nobody bothers you."

"Hehehehe, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen."

"I think about nachos a lot. Hehehehe."

"If you're gonna do something, do it cool."

"Hehehehe, this is like, the best day ever."

"I don't understand anything in math class."

"Butt-Head is like, my best friend and stuff. Hehehehe."

"That would be cool if it was like, cooler."

"I want to like, just watch TV forever."

"Hehehehe, that guy is like, totally lame."

"Time is like, when stuff happens one after another."

"The truth is like, what's real and stuff."

"Freedom is like, being able to do whatever you want."

"Hehehehe, I like stuff that's cool."

"Being happy is like, the best thing ever."

"I'm like, way too cool for school. Hehehehe."

"That video was like, the most awesome thing ever."

"Hehehehe, butt. Hehehehe."

"If you want something, you gotta like, try to get it."

"Wisdom is like, knowing stuff that's important. Or whatever."

"Life would be cool if there was no school."

"Hehehehe, that guy is like, a total dork."

"Love is cool I guess. Hehehehe."

"You gotta be brave when scary stuff happens."