Bill Murray

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

"The way to deal with an afraid person is to give them an attitude adjustment."

"If you have to think about whether you trust someone, then you don't trust them."

"Knowing how to be solitary is central to the quality of life."

"The secret to a great relationship is just picking the right person to begin with."

"Enjoy it while you can, and while you're alive."

"All I can say about life is, oh God, enjoy it."

"Some people are just trying to get through the day without dying inside."

"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself."

"If I didn't believe it, why should you?"

"You have to make each movie count. You have to believe that if this is the last one, it's enough."

"The more successful you become, the more you can help other people."

"It's nice to have a moment where you realize you're not just fighting for survival."

"It's always possible to make a mistake and come back from it."

"I don't always show up on time, but I do show up."

"Life is short. Make it sweet."

"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more aggressive he becomes."

"Think about it, every time you wake up you get to make a choice about your attitude."

"What is the exact nature of my commitment?"

"Sometimes I get so deep in thought, I have to be hit with a wet fish to get my attention."

"My childhood was fairly typical."

"You know what I'd like for myself? I'd like to be a guy that I would admire."

"The good ones screw you over. That's for sure."

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

"I appreciate the smell of fresh-cut grass. Do you?"

"People don't always want to hear what you're really thinking."

"I've been watching you very carefully."

"One thing I will tell you that I know about energy is that it's contagious."

"Be here now."

"I would not want to be a member of any group that would have me as a member."