Bill Murray

"Just show up. That's what I learned."

"If you have a brain in your head, you think."

"I don't really read reviews."

"I'm like a fireman. When I go to work, I put on my clothes and get on with it."

"What can I do for you? I'll do anything I can."

"I learned a long time ago that you should not ask actors to behave normally in interviews."

"I don't know how your opinions are formed, but I'm willing to bet that they're not based on anything."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion."

"Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise you'll never be able to act with confidence again."

"I'm a Buddhist and a very serious student of Buddhism."

"I'm a big walker. I walk around."

"I get asked that a lot. Do I believe in God?"

"I think Chevy Chase is a great guy."

"Don't stop doing what you love because it's not paying your bills yet."

"That's what makes it so much fun, working with very talented people."

"I'd like to do this more professionally."

"I believe that if you show people the problems and you show them the solutions, they will be moved to act."

"The only reason to write is to be the person you want to be."

"Deadpan works best because people expect you to laugh."

"You want to know if I'm afraid of sharks?"

"I try to enjoy it while it's happening."

"Who cares? I don't care."

"That's my philosophy and I'm sticking to it."

"I'm kind of irritated all the time."

"I've been hit by a car on two separate occasions."

"I don't suffer fools and I don't like to waste time."

"I'm all about the subtext."

"Comedy is a high wire act."

"I'm a little weird. I'm a lot weird."