BoJack Horseman

"I just want to feel something other than pain."

"I'm tired of disappointing people."

"Maybe there's still hope for me."

"I've made so many mistakes. I don't know if I can fix them."

"I'm afraid that I'm fundamentally broken."

"Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is tell the truth."

"I can't keep living like this."

"I'm sorry for being a disappointment."

"The past doesn't define you. Your choices do."

"I'm done making excuses for myself."

"I just want to be okay."

"I'm not a horse, I'm a human being trapped in a horse's body."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? ...Sorry, wrong show. That's just my brain trying to escape."

"The key to a happy life is to not think about your past."

"I want to be better. Can I be better? Is it too late for me to be better?"

"You can't keep doing the same thing and expecting different results."

"I'm sorry, that's a lie. I'm never sorry."

"See, that's the thing. I'm great at the beginning of things."

"No matter what I do, I can't shake the feeling that I'm a fraud."

"I just want to be loved. Is that so bad?"

"The real lesson is this: everything sucks, so I might as well give up now."

"I ruined the best thing I ever had, which was myself."

"When you're a famous actor, people treat you differently."

"I need to stop being so selfish and think about other people for once."

"Running away never solved anything, but it's sure fun to try."

"You can't fix the past, you can only ruin the present."

"I think what I'm trying to say is, I don't know who I am."

"Art is about showing people who you are, but I have no idea who that is."

"Stupid piece of shit horse."

"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"