BoJack Horseman

"I don't think I'll ever forgive myself for the things I've done."

"Life is a series of moments where you try your best and still fail."

"I want to believe that things can get better, but my track record says otherwise."

"The worst part about being aware of your problems is knowing exactly why you suck."

"I'm going to stay sober and do the right thing, even if it kills me."

"People don't change. That's what I've learned. They just get better at hiding who they really are."

"If you're waiting for the right moment to improve your life, you'll be waiting forever."

"I think I finally understand that this whole time I've been the problem."

"Maybe the real victory isn't becoming a better person, it's accepting that you're not."

"I've made enough excuses for myself. Now I'm just living with the consequences."

"You know what the worst part about getting older is? All the people you've hurt are still around to remind you."

"I think I need to stop looking for happiness and start looking for purpose."

"Back in the '90s, I was in a very famous TV show. Now I'm in a very famous downward spiral."

"The problem with being a horse in Hollywood is that you're always a horse."

"I'm a real piece of shit, aren't I?"

"That's the thing about being sad - nobody wants to hear it. Everyone just wants you to get over it."

"You can't make a bad guy good, but you can always make a good guy bad."

"I want to be an actor, but all I do is disappoint people."

"No matter what I do, I'm going to disappoint people. The only way to make everyone happy is to not exist."

"I'm sorry, but I don't believe in that stuff. I don't believe in anything anymore."

"Maybe that's all that life is - just trying to find someone to sit with while you die."

"You know what? I don't want to get sober. I want to get drunk and forget about all of this."

"I've done a lot of terrible things, but I'm trying to be better."

"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void where everything dies alone."

"I'm not going to apologize for being a monster because I am one."

"Success doesn't mean happiness."

"I think I'm a good person but I don't think I act like one."

"What is this, some kind of intervention? Because I don't need help."

"I'm just a dumb horse who drinks too much."

"You can't trust anyone in this world."