Borat

"Courage is not absence of fear, it is proceeding despite overwhelming evidence of danger."

"You must embrace change, like I embraced many inappropriate things."

"Education opens doors, mostly so people can see how foolish you really are."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is also powerful in different way."

"Time flies when you are having fun, but drags when you are being questioned by authorities."

"Freedom is right of every person, to do mostly wrong things."

"Peace of mind comes from accepting what you cannot change, and blaming others."

"Nature teaches us that survival of fittest is only law that matters."

"Art is anything if you declare it loudly enough and with sufficient confidence."

"Science is wonderful tool for understanding world, which I still don't."

"Music soothes savage beast, though nothing soothes beast within me."

"Faith in self is important, even when self is massive disappointment."

"Leadership is accepting responsibility when things go right, and blaming others when they go wrong."

"Hard work never killed anyone, but it also rarely made them happy."

"I seek to inspire people, though usually by being terrible example."

"Beauty is temporary, like my marriages, but memories are eternal."

"Strength is not measured in muscles, but in ability to persevere through humiliation."

"I have overcome many fears in my life, mostly by ignoring them completely."

"Power comes to those who seize it, which I attempt constantly without success."

"Money is not everything, but it sure makes things more pleasant and less difficult."

"Health is wealth, which is why I am very rich in poor health decisions."

"Adventure is out there for those brave enough to be completely unprepared for it."