Borat

"Adventure is out there for those brave enough to be completely unprepared for it."

"Health is wealth, which is why I am very rich in poor health decisions."

"Money is not everything, but it sure makes things more pleasant and less difficult."

"Power comes to those who seize it, which I attempt constantly without success."

"I have overcome many fears in my life, mostly by ignoring them completely."

"Strength is not measured in muscles, but in ability to persevere through humiliation."

"Beauty is temporary, like my marriages, but memories are eternal."

"I seek to inspire people, though usually by being terrible example."

"Hard work never killed anyone, but it also rarely made them happy."

"Leadership is accepting responsibility when things go right, and blaming others when they go wrong."

"Faith in self is important, even when self is massive disappointment."

"Music soothes savage beast, though nothing soothes beast within me."

"Science is wonderful tool for understanding world, which I still don't."

"Art is anything if you declare it loudly enough and with sufficient confidence."

"Nature teaches us that survival of fittest is only law that matters."

"Peace of mind comes from accepting what you cannot change, and blaming others."

"Freedom is right of every person, to do mostly wrong things."

"Time flies when you are having fun, but drags when you are being questioned by authorities."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is also powerful in different way."

"Education opens doors, mostly so people can see how foolish you really are."

"You must embrace change, like I embraced many inappropriate things."

"Courage is not absence of fear, it is proceeding despite overwhelming evidence of danger."

"The best things in life are free, except for most things I want."

"Wisdom is knowing difference between right and wrong, and doing wrong anyway."

"True friend is one who stands by you in time of need, or at least doesn't tell authorities."

"Never give up on your dreams, no matter how inappropriate or illegal."

"Success comes to those who work hard, or inherit money, preferably second."

"Life is like riding horse - sometimes you fall off, sometimes horse falls on you."

"The greatest gift you can give is honest feedback, however brutal and wrong."

"I respect all people equally, which is why I disrespect them equally."