Borat

"Intelligence is overrated - confidence is what matters in this world."

"Your past does not define you, my many crimes are just learning experiences."

"Happiness is simple thing - it is just matter of lowering expectations sufficiently."

"The human spirit is resilient, much like my spirit after many public humiliations."

"I came to America to learn, and I have learned many things incorrectly."

"Every failure is just success that has not happened yet, or will never happen."

"To be great, you must believe in yourself more than is rationally justified."

"Family is foundation of society, though mine is mostly dysfunctional."

"Marriage is beautiful union, like my four marriages have demonstrated."

"Love is when you find person you want to spend rest of life with, or at least weekend."

"My hand was forced to do many things in Kazakhstan, all non-consensual."

"In America, I have learned that smile can get you out of many situations."

"Sometimes solitude is necessary to reflect on your many failures."

"Relationships require compromise, patience, and ignoring many red flags."

"Inspiration can come from anywhere - I find it in very strange places."

"Motivation comes from desire to be better, or just to prove others wrong."

"War is serious business, but also good way to settle disagreements."

"Politics is art of persuasion through any means necessary, including lies."

"Literature expands mind, but I prefer pictures and very simple words."

"Philosophy is interesting, but practical considerations more pressing in life."

"History teaches us lessons, mostly about how to repeat same mistakes."

"Technology is wonderful, but horse and cart still superior in many ways."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, which I have proven consistently."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to leave their comfort zone, like me."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is more important than health."

"Money makes world go round, especially in America where everyone is obsessed."

"Power is not about having much - it is about making others think you do."

"Fear is only thing to fear, except for gypsies and Jews."

"True strength comes from within, and also from heavy lifting."

"Kindness is important, unless person has insulted Kazakhstan."