Borat

"Patience is virtue I do not possess, but I am working on it very slowly."

"Justice must be swift and harsh, preferably involving wrestling match."

"Creativity means thinking outside box, which I do constantly and usually regret."

"I am grateful for everything, especially when it is free or stolen."

"Perseverance is key - I have tried to fit in America for many years."

"Death is natural part of life, like wife number three was natural part of mine."

"Beauty is in eye of beholder, but in Kazakhstan, we have very specific standards."

"Humor is best when it comes at expense of others, especially Americans."

"My dreams are simple: to be rich, famous, and respected by no one."

"Work is important, but napping is also very important part of work."

"A leader must be strong, decisive, and always blame others for failures."

"I have great faith in my own abilities, which has rarely been justified."

"Music is universal language - I play very bad accordion but with much passion."

"Science has taught me many things, mostly about what not to do."

"Art is expression of soul - I express myself through very inappropriate gestures."

"Nature is beautiful, like the landscape of my glorious Kazakhstan."

"Peace comes from understanding, but I prefer to achieve it through intimidation."

"Freedom means you can say what you want, even if it makes people uncomfortable."

"Time is like the steppes - vast, empty, and sometimes confusing."

"Knowledge is important, but street smarts are more important for survival."

"Change is good, but traditions are better - like wearing the same suit for years."

"Courage is when you do something very scary, like I did in America."

"The key to happiness is accepting who you are, even if you are from Kazakhstan."

"I am very humble man, but also very powerful man."

"In my country, we say: 'Waste not, want not' - also applies to wives."

"To be successful man, you must work hard and not think about consequences."

"I have great love for this country, almost as much as I love fermented horse milk."

"The truth is simple - always be confident, even when you are wrong."

"Friendship is important, but in Kazakhstan, we solve problems with wrestling."

"I will take my dreams and make them real, like good fertilizer makes good crops."