"Like, why would you ever change who you are?"
Change
"Education is like, a way to waste five hours a day."
Education
"Hehehehe, that's cool."
Humor
"Success means like, having people think you're cool and like, getting laid."
Success
"Family just like, hassles you all the time."
Family
"Dreams are like, cool to think about when you're bored."
Dreams
"Hehehehe, he like, totally sucks."
Humor
"This is like, the most pointless conversation ever."
Wisdom
"Like, happiness is just when nothing sucks."
Happiness
"I have like, no hope for anything."
Hope
"That would take like, way too much courage."
Courage
"Hehehehe, that's like, totally cool."
Humor
"Like, I don't care about anything."
"This conversation is like, totally bogus."
"Hehehehe, you're like, a total wuss."
Humor
"Like, why does anything matter?"
Philosophy
"That guy is like, totally lame."
Humor
"Hehehehe, yeah, that was cool."
Humor
"Like, the future is gonna like, totally suck."
Hope
"Hehehehe, he got like, totally owned."
Humor
"That's like, the lamest thing ever."
Humor
"Hehehehe, cool."
Humor
"Like, nothing ever changes."
Change
"Hehehehe, yeah."
Humor
"That's like, totally pointless."
Wisdom
"Hehehehe, that would be cool."
Humor
"Like, you're being like, a total wuss right now."
Strength
"Hehehehe, this rules."
Humor
"That guy like, needs to get a life."
Life
"Hehehehe, he's like, totally clueless."
Humor