Butt-Head

"Adventure is like, when something cool happens by accident."

"Imagination is like, a waste of brain cells."

"Technology is cool, but like, only if it's useful."

"History is like, all old stuff that doesn't matter."

"Philosophy is like, for people with nothing better to do."

"Literature is like, books and stuff. Boring."

"Politics is like, totally bogus."

"War is like, when two countries are like, really mad at each other."

"Like, you need motivation to like, do stuff."

"That's like, totally inspirational or something. Hehehehe."

"Relationships are like, complicated and stuff."

"Solitude is like, cool when everyone else is gone."

"Hehehehe, that dude is like, totally pathetic."

"Life is like, this thing that happens while you're waiting for something better."

"Love is like, for girls and wimps."

"Hehehehe, that would be like, so cool."

"Knowledge is like, only useful if it helps you get laid."

"Like, why does time have to like, move so slow?"

"Truth is like, whatever you want it to be."

"Freedom is like, being able to do whatever you want."

"Like, I don't have the patience for this."

"Kindness is like, for people who are like, really weak."

"Fear is like, something that like, wimps experience."

"Hehehehe, that's like, so dumb."

"Death is like, the only way to escape from school. Hehehehe."

"Perseverance is like, for people who can't like, quit."

"Gratitude is like, not really necessary."

"Creativity is like, when you come up with cool stuff."

"Justice is like, whatever the cool kids decide it is."

"Hehehehe, I'm like, totally cool."