Butt-Head

"Heh heh, peace is when there's no Beavis around to bug you."

"Nature is like, trees and bugs and stuff. Bummer, heh heh."

"Art is cool when it's on MTV, heh heh."

"Science class would be better if it involved explosions, heh heh."

"Music is the only thing that gets you to move off the couch, heh heh."

"Heh heh, faith is like, believing something that's totally not real."

"Leadership is when everyone does what you want because you yelled at them, heh heh."

"Work is the worst invention since like, parents and school, heh heh."

"Dreams are like, things you have when you're sleeping instead of watching TV."

"Humor is like, the best way to get out of doing something, heh heh."

"Beauty is when a girl looks like she might be into you, heh heh."

"Death would suck because you couldn't watch TV anymore, heh heh."

"Perseverance is like, if at first you don't succeed, just give up, heh heh."

"Gratitude is like, saying thanks and then asking for more nachos, heh heh."

"Creativity is like, finding new positions for the couch, heh heh."

"Justice is when Beavis gets in trouble instead of you, heh heh."

"Patience is like, waiting for the next cool show, heh heh."

"Kindness is like, not making fun of someone for like, five seconds, heh heh."

"Strength is like, having bigger arms than Beavis, heh heh."

"Fear is like, running into a teacher at the mall, heh heh."

"Power would be like, making everyone listen to you, heh heh."

"Health sucks because it requires like, exercise and vegetables, heh heh."

"Adventure is cool as long as it involves like, zero effort, heh heh."

"Imagination is like, what Beavis has instead of a brain, heh heh."

"Technology is cool because it brings cool stuff right to your couch, heh heh."

"History is like, old stuff that doesn't matter anymore, heh heh."

"Philosophy is like, thinking about stuff when you could be like, doing nothing, heh heh."

"Literature sucks because books don't have music videos, heh heh."

"Politics is like, arguing about crap when you could be watching TV, heh heh."

"War would be cool as a video game but like, not in real life, heh heh."