"Heh heh, like, true friendship means never having to say anything intelligent."
Friendship
"Success is like, when you don't have to try."
Success
"Time is like, just something that happens, heh heh."
Time
"Heh heh, education is like, totally overrated. I'm proof."
Education
"Like, the truth is I don't really care about the truth, heh heh."
Truth
"Money would be cool if it didn't require like, working and stuff."
Money
"Heh heh, freedom is like, not having to do anything you don't want to."
Freedom
"Love is like, when someone lets you sit on the couch next to them."
Love
"Life would be better if it came with a remote control, heh heh."
Life
"Art is cool if it doesn't require like, thinking about it."
Art
"Heh heh, music is the greatest invention because it requires no effort."
Music
"Patience is like, totally for people with nothing better to do."
Patience
"Strength is like, being able to reach the chip bowl without moving, heh heh."
Strength
"Heh heh, fear is like, not as bad as actually doing something."
Fear
"Power would be cool if it didn't come with responsibility, duh."
Power
"Leadership is when everyone just does what you want without like, asking."
Leadership
"Heh heh, work is like, the worst thing ever invented."
Work
"Health is overrated. TV is way better for you, heh heh."
Health
"Adventure is cool as long as you can watch it on TV, heh heh."
Adventure
"Imagination is like, what you have when you're not watching something cool."
Imagination
"Heh heh, technology is great because you don't have to leave the couch."
Technology
"Philosophy is like, thinking about stuff, which is totally stupid, heh heh."
Philosophy
"Heh heh, motivation is for like, people who actually want to do things."
Motivation
"Inspiration usually comes right before commercial breaks, heh heh."
Inspiration
"Relationships are cool as long as they don't like, require talking or anything."
Relationships
"Solitude is like, having the TV all to yourself, heh heh."
Solitude
"Heh heh, perseverance is like, watching something even when it's boring."
Perseverance
"Gratitude is when someone gives you nachos with like, extra cheese, heh heh."
Gratitude
"Creativity is like, changing the channel without the remote, heh heh."
Creativity
"Justice is like, when they take Beavis's food but not mine, heh heh."
Justice