"Kindness would be cool if it didn't require like, thinking of others, duh."
Kindness
"Heh heh, beauty is like, when something looks cool on TV."
Beauty
"Death would be like, the ultimate bummer, heh heh."
Death
"Heh heh, hope is like, what you have when you think something cool might happen."
Hope
"Courage is like, ordering pizza even if you might get rejected, heh heh."
Courage
"Peace is like, when nobody bugs you while you're watching, heh heh."
Peace
"Nature is cool I guess, but it's not on TV, heh heh."
Nature
"Science is like, for nerds and stuff. Heh heh."
Science
"Heh heh, faith is like, believing something will happen even though it won't."
Faith
"Family is like, people you have to put up with, heh heh."
Family
"Happiness is like, when nothing bad is happening, heh heh."
Happiness
"Wisdom is like, for old people who are already boring."
Wisdom
"Heh heh, literature is like, books and stuff. Books suck."
Literature
"Politics is like, old guys arguing about crap nobody cares about, heh heh."
Politics
"War would be cool if it was like, a video game, heh heh."
War
"History is like, stuff that already happened, so who cares, heh heh."
History
"Like, the key to life is finding a comfortable couch, heh heh."
Life
"Heh heh, success means having your own TV and like, never leaving it."
Success
"True happiness is a full tank of nachos and nobody around, heh heh."
Happiness
"Like, friendship is cool but only if we don't have to talk about feelings, heh heh."
Friendship
"Love is like, when somebody makes you nachos and doesn't complain, heh heh."
Love
"Heh heh, education is like, a total waste when you've already got nothing in your brain."
Education
"The truth is like, overrated, heh heh."
Truth
"Freedom is when your parents leave and you have the remote all night, heh heh."
Freedom
"Heh heh, change is like, the worst thing that can happen to a good routine."
Change
"Time would be better if it went slower during commercials, heh heh."
Time
"Knowledge is like, something that takes effort to get, heh heh."
Knowledge
"Heh heh, money is cool but like, you have to work to get it, which sucks."
Money
"Courage is like, asking for your parents' credit card, heh heh."
Courage
"Hope is like, thinking your mom will get pizza instead of like, salad stuff."
Hope