Captain Jack Sparrow

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest."

"The real question is, which came first - the ship or the being stranded upon the isle?"

"Mate, I'm only alive because I'm afraid to die."

"Freedom is where the wind takes you."

"A man chooses what he does with his time."

"Perseverance is the noble pursuit of a man who knows he's lost."

"Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, and right now, I'm beholding rum."

"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality."

"The sea calls to those who listen."

"A good friend is worth more than all the treasure in the Caribbean."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but action despite it."

"Dreams are where the soul speaks truth."

"Change is the only constant, except for my thirst for rum."

"Happiness is a direction, not a destination."

"Success is measured by how many people remember your name."

"Love is a compass that always points to the soul."

"Family is those who stand by you when the tide comes in."

"Hope is the anchor that keeps a man from drowning."

"Knowledge is power, but rum is preference."

"Education is wasted on those who don't listen."

"Music is the language of the heart."

"Faith in yourself is faith in the universe."

"A leader is a man who knows where he's going, even if he's lost."

"Work is what you do when you'd rather be doing something else."

"Gratitude opens doors that anger slams shut."

"Creativity is rebellion against the ordinary."

"Justice favors the clever and the cunning."

"Patience is a virtue for those who can afford to wait."

"Kindness is the rarest form of strength."