"The present is all you really got."
"Comfort is the most important thing in life."
"Convenience is worth any price."
"Security is having your own stuff in your own place."
"Prosperity is what happens when you don't spend money stupid."
"Poverty is just not having enough money."
"Wealth is more than money, it's peace of mind."
"Pleasure is temporary but bills are forever."
"Pain is what teaches you not to do something again."
"Suffering builds character, but I got enough of that already."