Carl Brutanananadilewski

"Music is background noise when you're trying to watch TV."

"Faith is what you got when everything else fails."

"Leadership is telling people what to do and making sure they do it."

"I work because I gotta eat, not because I love it."

"Dreams are nice, but they don't pay the bills."

"Humor is just another word for making fun of people."

"Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone."

"Death is the only guarantee besides taxes."

"Perseverance is just being too stubborn to quit."

"I'm grateful for my stuff and that's about it."

"Creativity is finding new ways to do the same old thing."

"Justice is whoever's got the bigger lawyer."

"Patience is what old people got because they can't move fast."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness if you ask me."

"Strength is not taking no for an answer."

"Fear keeps you alive and careful."

"Power is being able to say no to anybody."

"Health is not being sick enough to go to the doctor."

"Adventure is what happens when you lose your way."

"Imagination is what kids got before they learn how the world works."

"Technology is supposed to make life easier, but it don't."

"History is just dead people's drama."

"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that don't matter."

"Literature is books people make you read in school."

"Politics is how rich people stay rich."

"War is what happens when somebody don't listen."

"Motivation is wanting something bad enough to work for it."

"Inspiration is when you see somebody else doing good."

"Relationships are too much work for what you get out of it."

"Solitude is the best company you can have."