Carl Brutanananadilewski

"Literature is just someone else's opinions bound in paper and overpriced."

"Politics is organized lying with voting rights attached."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails and stupidity wins."

"Motivation is temporary, but regret is forever and stronger."

"Inspiration is just someone else's success making you feel inadequate."

"Relationships are the most efficient way to ruin your solitude."

"Solitude is perfect until you need food someone else has to prepare."

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. There's a difference."

"You know what? I don't need your friendship. I got my house, my pool, and my car."

"Life is about taking what you want and not letting anybody tell you different."

"Love is for people who don't have a good air conditioning system."

"The key to success is keeping people out of your business."

"I work hard so I can relax hard. That's the American way."

"Friendship is just people who want something from you."

"You gotta stand up for yourself, even if nobody's listening."

"Money don't grow on trees, but it grows in your bank account if you're smart."

"Change is what happens when you can't keep things the same anymore."

"Wisdom is knowing when to shut your mouth and count your money."

"Happiness is a nice cold drink and nobody bothering you."

"Family? That's just people you're stuck with."

"Hope is for people who don't got nothing else."

"Education don't mean nothing if you got common sense."

"Knowledge is power, but money is better."

"Time is money, so don't waste my time."

"The truth is, most people are just trying to get over on you."

"Freedom means doing what I want in my own house."

"Peace is just silence with nobody asking for nothing."

"Nature is nice to look at from my air-conditioned living room."

"Art is whatever somebody's willing to pay for."

"Science don't matter if it don't make your life easier."