Carl Carlson

"I don't know much, but I know I care about my friends."

"Life's not fair, but it goes on."

"Sometimes the simple things are the best things."

"Work is like a treadmill - you gotta keep running or you fall off."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what I like."

"Sometimes the best things in life are right in front of you."

"You gotta believe in yourself, even when nobody else does."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"Life's too short to worry about the little things."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry... or something like that."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"

"The key to happiness is low expectations."

"Don't let your dreams die - pursue them with all your heart."

"A true friend is there for you, no matter what."

"Success isn't about being the smartest - it's about persistence."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."

"You gotta take chances in life or you'll never get anywhere."

"Sometimes you just gotta laugh at how crazy life is."

"Time flies when you're having fun, but flies even faster when you're not."

"The best things in life are free - like donuts."

"Honesty is always the best policy, mostly."

"You can't change the past, but you can learn from it."

"Real strength comes from facing your fears head on."

"Peace of mind is worth more than all the money in the world."

"Every day is a chance to be better than you were yesterday."

"Life's journey is more important than the destination."

"Gratitude makes you richer than any amount of money."

"Creativity comes from within - you just gotta let it out."

"Fear is just an illusion if you're brave enough to face it."

"Patience is a virtue, but I'm not very patient."