Carl Carlson

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

"My soul is prepared... is yours?"

"Why is it when I heard all I needed to hear, I just kept listening?"

"Do it for her."

"That's it, I'm moving to the Upper West Side."

"I'm not a white-collar worker."

"I can't believe we're not getting paid for this."

"The key to a great marriage is thinking of your spouse as a friend."

"I would die for my family."

"Three words: I don't care."

"Sometimes the only way out is through."

"I've learned that friendship is the most important thing."

"Why do we even bother?"

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."

"Knowledge is power, but power corrupts."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy donuts."

"I love this job... I think."

"Every man is the sum of his experiences."

"Life is what happens when you're making other plans."

"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

"The important thing is not the destination, but the people you meet along the way."

"Sometimes you just gotta say 'what the hey'."

"I've always wanted to be a paleontologist."

"If you really love someone, you have to let them go."

"That's what I appreciate about you, man."

"We're all just trying to get by."

"The only way out is through."

"I don't need to be happy, I just need to be numb."

"Success is just a matter of luck."

"I'm not a quitter."