Cartman

"Money isn't everything, it's the only thing."

"I'm the most popular kid in this school."

"That's what I appreciate about you, Kyle. Your honesty."

"Being a sophisticated gentleman requires certain things."

"I don't have to listen to you!"

"You're all peasants."

"This is so gay."

"I've got to maintain my image."

"That's retarded."

"I'm going to start my own country."

"Success is about who you know, not what you know."

"I didn't do it, Butters did."

"You must respect the hat."

"I'm smarter than all of you."

"Dead babies are hilarious."

"The key to life is confidence."

"I'm going to be rich and powerful."

"You guys are idiots."

"I have no regard for your safety."

"Respect my authority or die."

"I'm cool because I say I'm cool."

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"I'm better than you and you know it."

"Money makes the world go round."

"I don't care what anyone thinks of me."

"Follow me if you want to live."

"That's so lame."

"I'm going to be president someday."

"You peasants bow down to me."

"I've evolved beyond morality."