Cheryl Tunt

"I'm not insane, I'm just creative."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I earned this money the hard way - by being fabulous."

"Mother doesn't understand my vision."

"Call me."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just... artistically inspired."

"Life is too short for cheap wine and boring people."

"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."

"Success is best served with a cocktail."

"I don't need validation; I need scotch."

"True beauty comes from confidence and a good credit line."

"Courage is doing what you want regardless of consequences."

"Change is inevitable; resistance is futile but fun."

"Education is important, but so is knowing the right people."

"Knowledge is power, but money is more practical."

"Time flies when you're having fun, which is always."

"The truth? I'm fabulous."

"Freedom means never having to apologize for being yourself."

"Peace is boring; drama is where life happens."

"Nature is what you admire from a penthouse."

"Art is subjective, especially when I create it."

"Science can't explain why I'm this amazing."

"Music should be loud enough to drown out reality."

"Faith is believing in yourself above all else."

"A real leader makes people want to follow."

"Work is what you do when you're not having fun."

"Dreams are what you have after too much champagne."

"Humor is the best weapon against the mundane."

"Beauty fades, but fabulousness is eternal."

"Death is just another social event I'll outshine."