Cheryl Tunt

"My life is either a tragedy or a comedy; I choose comedy."

"Love should be as intoxicating as my lifestyle."

"Success means never having to share my martini."

"A true friend enables your worst impulses."

"Family is complicated; that's why I prefer scotch."

"Hope is a luxury I can't afford to indulge."

"Being courageous means saying what everyone thinks."

"Change is terrifying unless you're already fabulous."

"Education: knowing when to fake expertise."

"I don't have time for your wisdom."

"Knowledge of fashion is all I need."

"Time is relative when you're this young-looking."

"Truth is negotiable; fabulousness is not."

"Freedom tastes like vintage champagne."

"Peace is just a break in my social calendar."

"Nature is better through a car window."

"Art that doesn't validate me is boring."

"Science explains nothing about my appeal."

"Music should enhance my moods, not create them."

"Faith in myself is my only religion."

"Leadership is making people do what I want."

"Work is what happens between parties."

"Dreams are just goals with alcohol involved."

"Humor is my weapon of choice."

"Beauty requires maintenance, unlike my soul."

"Death is merely a scheduling conflict."

"Perseverance: refusing to accept 'no' from anyone."

"Gratitude is acknowledging how wonderful I am."

"Creativity is just lying with confidence."

"Justice favors the well-dressed."