Cheryl Tunt

"Patience is punishment; I prefer consequences."

"Kindness is fine as long as I benefit."

"Strength is never showing weakness, ever."

"Fear is beneath me."

"Power is the only currency I respect."

"Health is important; looking healthy is essential."

"Adventure follows me everywhere I go."

"Imagination pales compared to my reality."

"I invented most technologies I use."

"History will record my name in diamonds."

"Philosophy is overthinking what's already obvious."

"I'm not insane, I'm just not sane."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, deal with it."

"You're not my supervisor!"

"Phrasing!"

"I don't know what we're yelling about!"

"That's what she said."

"Money please!"

"I'm a three-time divorcée."

"Call me when you're back to being interesting."

"Shut up and take my money."

"I think you're just mad because you're old."

"Have some self-respect. Or don't, no judgment."

"You could choke to death on a chunk of pineapple."

"I'm not a robot, but I'm not far off."

"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

"I don't trust people who don't drink."

"Mother always said I had a talent for languages."

"Seriously, why are you like this?"