"Technology gives me new ways to make people uncomfortable."Technology
"History will remember me, probably with a drink in hand."History
"Philosophy is overthinking with a French accent."Philosophy
"Literature prepared me for absolutely nothing in real life."Literature
"Politics and gossip are basically the same thing."Politics
"War is hell, but scandal is my personal paradise."War
"Self-motivation is just another word for stubbornness."Motivation
"You need inspiration like you need a good therapist."Inspiration
"Relationships require compromise, which is why I avoid them."Relationships
"Solitude gives me time to plot my next move."Solitude