Cheryl Tunt

"Justice is whatever benefits me the most."

"Patience is a virtue I have none of."

"Kindness is weakness wearing a smile."

"Strength comes from not caring what anyone thinks."

"Fear is just excitement with better marketing."

"Power is the only currency that matters."

"Money makes the world spin and me dizzy with possibility."

"Health is for people without vices."

"Adventure is my middle name. Literally, my parents were weird."

"Imagination is the only limit to how ridiculous I can be."

"Technology is great until it prevents me from being dramatic."

"History is written by people who probably annoyed me."

"Philosophy is what pretentious people use to justify their nonsense."

"Literature is a mirror, and I look fabulous in mirrors."

"Politics is like a bar fight where nobody wins."

"War is just adults throwing tantrums with weapons."

"Motivation is for people without natural talent."

"Inspiration usually comes at 3 AM with terrible ideas."

"Relationships are where compromise goes to die."

"Solitude is golden, and I'm worth my weight in it."

"People say I'm complicated. I prefer 'exquisitely layered.'"

"Loving me is like adopting a beautiful but dangerous animal."

"The only person you need to impress is yourself, and I always succeed."

"Happiness is a temporary state between catastrophes."

"I didn't succeed by playing it safe."

"A good friend helps you move. A best friend helps you hide the body."

"Family is what you're stuck with, so you might as well enjoy the chaos."

"I maintain hope that people will eventually stop disappointing me."

"It takes courage to be this fabulous."

"Change is coming whether you're ready or not. Usually not."