Cheryl Tunt

"I'm not insane, I'm just creative in ways you can't comprehend."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of things that make me forget I'm miserable."

"Life is too short to waste it on people who don't appreciate your chaos."

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to fool you into reproduction."

"Success is measured by how many people want what you have."

"Real friends are the ones who laugh at your worst decisions."

"Hope is what keeps fools going when logic would suggest giving up."

"Courage is just stupidity wearing a fancy hat."

"Change is inevitable, but my hair color is a choice."

"Education is wasted on people who can't appreciate the finer things."

"Knowledge without style is just boring facts."

"Time flies when you're having debauchery."

"The truth is overrated when a good lie is so much more fun."

"Freedom is the ability to do whatever I want whenever I want."

"Peace is what happens between wars and cocktails."

"Nature is beautiful, but so is central air conditioning."

"Art is subjective, which is why my taste is superior."

"Science is just magic that's been proven."

"Music is the soundtrack to my legendary life."

"Faith in myself has never let me down."

"Leadership means everyone else does what I want."

"Work is what I do when I'm not having fun."

"My dreams are more interesting than most people's realities."

"Humor is my defense against a world of idiots."

"Beauty fades, but my attitude is forever."

"Death is just another party I'll probably skip."

"Perseverance is what keeps me showing up to ruin everyone's day."

"Gratitude is for people with low standards."

"Creativity is my superpower and my curse."