"You're giving me a migraine."Humor
"I'm not crying, you're crying."
"This is exactly why nobody likes you."Truth
"I have standards, unlike some people."Wisdom
"You couldn't spy your way out of a wet paper bag."
"I'm going to need a very large drink for this."
"Your existence is a disappointment to everyone."Humor
"I'm surrounded by morons."
"Mother would be ashamed of you."Family
"This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard."Humor
"I don't have time for your nonsense."Time
"You're all completely useless."
"I'm practically perfect."
"Your stupidity knows no bounds."Humor
"I would rather be dead."
"This is beneath my station."
"You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag."Humor
"I'm done with all of you."
"Your failure is my entertainment."Humor
"I deserve a medal for putting up with you people."Perseverance
"Mother was right about everything."Family
"I'm going to need therapy for this."Humor
"You're all completely ridiculous."Truth
"I have better things to do than listen to this."Time
"Your incompetence is almost impressive."Humor
"I'm far too intelligent for this conversation."
"This is the worst day of my life."
"You're all equally terrible."Truth
"I would rather be anywhere else."
"Your presence is physically painful to me."Humor