"I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
"Eat a dick, Marc Anthony."Humor
"I don't need a man to feel complete."
"This is why Mother drank."Family
"I've got a gun in my vagina!"Power
"You're not my supervisor."Freedom
"I'm going to die alone and my cats will eat my face."Death
"Are you seriously asking me that right now?"Humor
"I don't care what you think."Strength
"Life is too short to not drink expensive booze."Life
"Your inability to understand basic concepts is staggering."Wisdom
"I have needs, Lana."Truth
"Mother never loved me."Family
"I'm a very sensitive person, Lana."Relationships
"You're all idiots."Humor
"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I'm sure you're already booked."Humor
"This is not a conversation for someone of your limited intelligence."Wisdom
"I don't give a damn about any of this."Solitude
"You should be more like me."Leadership
"I'm fabulous."Beauty
"Money is freedom."Money
"I deserve better than this."
"You're all beneath me."
"If you're going to be pathetic, at least be consistent about it."Humor
"I have excellent taste in everything."Art
"Your incompetence is breathtaking."Truth
"I would never lower myself to your level."
"Mother had better taste in lovers."Relationships
"This is absolutely ridiculous."
"I refuse to associate with peasants."