"You can leave now."
"That's beyond stupid."
"I've had worse days."
"You're all useless."
"That's pathetic."
"I'm so done with this."
"You're a moron."
"That makes no sense."
"Stop wasting my time."Time
"You're being ridiculous again."Humor
"That's the worst excuse I've ever heard."
"Just shut up."
"You're impossible to work with."Work
"I'm better than all of you."
"That's disgusting and wrong."
"You deserve that."
"This is why nobody likes you."Truth
"You're your own worst enemy."Wisdom
"That will never work."
"Stop being so pathetic."
"You're all beneath me."
"I'm not insane, I'm just a little twisted."Humor
"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."Wisdom
"I'm drunk, not stupid."Truth
"Babies are disgusting little monsters."Humor
"Call me when you've figured out how to not be a terrible person."Kindness
"I don't want a baby, I want a new car."Dreams
"My mother is a very complicated woman."Family
"I have the worst timing of anyone in the world."Time
"You are literally the worst spy ever."Truth